Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Blood Sucking President, Anyone?

No, not the blood sucker you're thinking of. This one actually claims to be a vampire.

Minnesotans were first introduced to Jonathon Sharkey last January when he announced that he was running for Governor as the leader of the "Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party." Fortunately for Minnesota, a stint in jail prevented him from running, even though the changes were later dropped. Like he had a chance, anyway.

Now, Sharkey, a.k.a. "The Impaler", is back - and announcing that he is now going for the White House. This time, he's getting more exposure through the new documentary about him, as well as a recent interview by a local news station. Like that's going to help him.

I thought that the rest of you may be spared when his campaign for governor failed. No such luck. Now, he's spreading the love.

Like he has a chance, anyway.

4 comments:

Cosette said...

Oh that's just great. That was sarcasm by the way.

Sojourner said...

It's hard not to be sarcastic when discussing this guy. :)

Mo said...

LoL...and who's to be his running mate? Perhaps, Wolfman Jack?! (oh, wait...he's dead, isn't he?)

Sojourner said...

:) Maybe he's hoping that one of the wrestlers-turned-politicians will join him to lend a little (a little) legitimacy to his campaign. (This guy is a former wrester himself.)

At least we'll have a little source of entertainment while the "real" candidates duke it out in the first few rounds.